Come inside my friend
Come inside
I’ve got something interesting to show you
Its something only you can appreciate
I know you’ve wanted this for so long
Come inside, its for sale
In my shop everything is for sale…
For a price
Don’t be alarmed
The price is nothing
I’m sure we can dicker on it
And you will go home happy
I’m sure you can go home fulfilled
I’ve got everything your pretty heart desires
I’ve got everything that you can ever covet
I’ve got a store full of things
That you will never find in other places
Yes, all Needful things
All your little prayers
You will find them here
They will be answered here
Are you willing to pay the price?
Are you willing to dicker?
As I said the price is immaterial
All I need you to do
Is play a trick or two on someone you know
Just a harmless trick my friend
Its just a harmless prank
I’m sure you would love to play a trick or two
I can see you are interested, yes?
I hope you remember my friend
The sale is not complete before I say so
I am just a good businessman
And big hearted
I will give this to you for almost nothing
All I need you to do is to play a trick or two…
Your dreams have come true my friend
Your prayers are answered.
But my friend, did I tell you?
Did I tell you it is not payed for until I say so
It must have slipped my mind
I am sorry, but the final payback
Is worth all my troubles
Yes, my dear now I will take away
The final booty with me
Yes, my dear your teeny weeny soul
Was all I wanted
Yes, my dear you have paid now
For the li’l thing you desired.
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