- When you laugh at a Sardar joke, you’re a racist.
- When you imitate a Mallu accent, you’re a racist.
- When you call all South Indians “Madrasi”, you’re a racist.
- Here’s a riddle – Why won’t you find a Raymond showroom in Pakistan? – Because there aren’t any complete men there. Funny? You’re a racist.
- When you call Telugu people “Goltis”, you’re a racist.
- When you call Malayalees “Mallus”, you’re a racist.
- When you call Tamilians “Katpadi” and/or “Kongas”, you’re a racist.
- When you call anyone from North East India / East Asia “Chinkis”, you’re a racist.
- When you call Bengalis “Bongs”, you’re a racist.
- When you’re looking for a fair bride/groom in your matrimonial, you’re a racist
When I was younger I thought I was a racist. I probably still am. But at least I know I am equal and not superior to all the other human beings around me, when considering race as a factor.
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Ho ho ho… true thats true! We ARE the biggest racist in the world man. WE were the one who 1st said “Vellayane Veliyeru” which means “Get out Whites”, instead of saying “Aangileyane veliyeru” – “Get out english!”
Zeon(Quote) (Reply)
hehehe…very true
anwin(Quote) (Reply)
Words and actions are what define a human being. As this world melts fast into the cliched global village, I guess, it’s only prudent to be guarded about what we say and what we do. Look at what has come to our cricket tour of Australia.
I have noticed one thing: Many people who crack jokes on others get furious when the same thing is turned on them. There are very few who are actually sporting, who can actually laugh at themselves. And, if you notice, such people rarely hit below the belt.
Pradeep(Quote) (Reply)
yep…if you can’t take what comes to you, you better not say anything about others…
anwin(Quote) (Reply)
Oh, my!
I’m glad I’m not alone on this. Thanks for linking me…
The Wabbster(Quote) (Reply)