I was quite happy for a really long time after the infamous and scary Diabolic 666 call from the Devil. Until last night. Now I have no choice but to force this conversation into the world or I will be damned for ever. Or so I think.
Devil: Hey man, long time no see.
Devil: You are always like this whenever I call. In fact, I am really pissed off at you for this type of welcome!!! Grrrr!!!
Devil: Dude, seriously, stop saying what!
Me: (scared now) what????
Devil: (In a frustrated voice) Nevermind, I have an important message for you. Did you know now that I am God of all universes?
Devil: Yes, it is very hard for people to believe it. But the truth is God was killed in Israel more than 2000 years ago. After this exciting event (I loved it), people’s prayers have been reaching me non-stop.
Me: I don’t believe that.
Devil: Yeah right. Neither does the entire 7 billion population of humans on lowly earth. But the truth will prevail in the end.
Me: You mean you are truthful?
Devil: Why ever not? I am God, I just told you! As a God I have to uphold the truth at all times.
Me: Whatever, my boss is looking at me weirdly. Nobody can see you or hear me (well I can hear you now) and I don’t want to be labeled as mentally challenged.
Devil: You are my prophet. How dare you talk back to me?
Me: Disconnect call…
I can’t even switch off my phone. Damn! I am still getting calls from 666 666 666. It must be the Devil calling. Who else can call me on a battery drained switched off phone?