Category: Google


Google Prayer

A sample Google prayer.

Our Google, who art in GooglePlex,
Hallowed be thy search,
Thy GoogleBots come,
The search will be done,
At school*, as it is at home.
Give us this day our daily search,
and forgive us our plaguirism,
as we forgive those who plaguirise against us.
And lead us not into Yahoo,
But deliver us from Microsoft.
For thine is the web**, the mail***, and the desktop****, for ever and ever. Amen

* replace with work where appropriate
** through google websearch
*** through gmail
**** through google desktop”

Found at Church of Google

And here’s proof that Google is God.

» PROOF #3 Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treattments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

Update: I originally found this link through Neatorama. DownloadSquad also has an article on this.

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Google Analytics Beta

Google Analytics came up with a newer version in Beta (but of course :) ) a couple of days back. I was really excited (always when Google comes up with something new… hehehehe) and I was waiting to test it. And what do I see today, but an option in my Analytics account to see reports in the new beta version. And I see that they have done an amazing job. Check out the screenshot below.

Click on pic for larger version. Thats a good job I say. More at Google Blog.

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Blogger’s out of Beta (old news I know, but then I got it working for me only today) and I have to say it has impressed me a bit. I suppose its a bit late for Blogger to do everything when others have done this before. If you are a Wordpress user you will know what I am talking about.

You can now use your Google account to log onto Orkut, Blogger, etc…properly.
So I went ahead and posted something on my Lemon Wit blog using the new blogger. By the way, the address for Lemon Wit blog has changed slightly. I deleted the old address by mistake some months ago and had to get a new address. So sad, I feel so sad. Really!

I am also trying to put Lemon Wit blog on my own domain. Have succeeded to an extent. Click here. I used Textpattern, a PHP based CMS.

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Well, well, well what have we got here?

Google Says,

“Last year we published the Sitemap 0.84 XML protocol as a free and easy way for webmasters to inform search engines about URLs on their web sites so that search engines can more effectively crawl them. We released it under the Attribution/Share Alike Creative Commons license in the hopes that other search engines would adopt the protocol too. And today, we’re excited to announce that Yahoo! and Microsoft are joining us in officially supporting the Sitemap protocol.”

Read more at the Official GoogleBlog.

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Talk With Orkut

Its called Talkifying Orkut? This is one feature some people are gonna love it, and makes chatiting up people easier. That gives me ideas…hmmm…

Read more by following this link.

All you have to do is login to your Orkut account now, or so the Google guys say. I can’t see the feature yet after I sign on though.

UPDATE: Go to your friends profile page. You will find a Chat icon under the photo of your friend if she is online. Yeah, baby yeah!!!

Latest update : Oops, I had to download GoogleTalk which does have support to talk to Orkut users on GTalk though. Apologies for sending invites automatically to lots of people. Hehehehe.

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