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July 18th 2012

I Used To Be A Blogger

I used to be a blogger, but I had to drop her
I used to be a blogger, but I had to drop her
I had to renew her, with IndiBlogger, and I still can’t find the time (tai-ai-ai-ai-ime)

I used to be a blogger, but I had to write more
I used to be a blogger, but I had to write more
I knew I’d miss her, so I had to keep her
She’s right there on the internet (inter-nay-nay-nay-it)

I used to be a blogger, then I had a twitter
I used to be a blogger, then I had a twitter
She bitched so much. She drove me nuts, and now I’m happier this way
I used to be a blogger, then I had a twitter, and I can still hear her complain (Comp-lai-ai-ai-iiin)

No, I am not quitting the blog. At least the domain name ;-) . This is but a parody of a Guns ‘N Roses song which you can listen at this link – http://prostopleer.com/tracks/4888407j60X

January 25th 2012

Nafisa’s Testament – True Story

A lot of people know that my wife, Nafisa, works on a different level from other people we know – sometimes. So it was not surprising when Nafisa made known a few wishes she had to be done after her death. The condition, of course, is that I am alive at that point :-) .

  1. Wish #1 – She be cremated and not buried
  2. Wish #2 – Her head be preserved in the form of her skull. Yes, that is right folks, you read it right and I wrote it right. And the skull to be prominently displayed in the house – a sub condition.
  3. Wish #3 – Her ring finger along with our wedding ring, be cut off and preserved (mummified?). Also to be displayed prominently in the house.

I imagine the skull and finger should look somewhat like the below pics.

And all above conditions to be fulfilled by me. Hmmm…

Creepy and weird. So should I agree?

Good to know, Nafisa!!!

June 18th 2011

Man Made God

Man made god…

In his own image!!!

May 30th 2011

Diabolic Dialogues – Part 4 – Don’t Tread On Me

Post was written a month ago…

A peaceful Saturday. The day when the month ends and businesses close their accounts for the month. No worries, and looking forward to the new month.

Oh damn! Mr. 6bloody6ass6 is calling on my OFFICE mobile. WTF (What the Frak)!

Me: (More confident now that the wife has given me more courage to face my deepest fears). Hi Mr. Devil. Can I call you that?
Devil: Hmmm… (Very deep and sonorous voice) I…. suppose so. Although, over millennia I have always insisted that I be called The Master!
Me: YOU ARE NOT THE MASTER OF ME!!!
Devil: (Chuckles). Trying to be Jack Black and Kyle Gass are we? Ha ha ha… and anyway you don’t have a sidekick to save you.
Me: I don’t care. DO NOT CALL ME. EVER!!!
Devil: You CAN’T speak to God (or devil) like that. I have some big fish to fry right now. I WILL BE BACK!!!

Call disconnected. I go and check my call list for received calls for the day. There is no call listed from 666 666 666. More mysteries.

Why? Why? Why? Am I going insane?

April 29th 2011

Its Friday Friday

A lovely welcome to Friday :twisted:!

Friday: The 13-yr-old
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