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January 25th 2012

Nafisa’s Testament – True Story

by Anwin in Family, Humor, Personal     tags: , , ,       4 Comments

A lot of people know that my wife, Nafisa, works on a different level from other people we know – sometimes. So it was not surprising when Nafisa made known a few wishes she had to be done after her death. The condition, of course, is that I am alive at that point :-) .

  1. Wish #1 – She be cremated and not buried
  2. Wish #2 – Her head be preserved in the form of her skull. Yes, that is right folks, you read it right and I wrote it right. And the skull to be prominently displayed in the house – a sub condition.
  3. Wish #3 – Her ring finger along with our wedding ring, be cut off and preserved (mummified?). Also to be displayed prominently in the house.

I imagine the skull and finger should look somewhat like the below pics.

And all above conditions to be fulfilled by me. Hmmm…

Creepy and weird. So should I agree?

Good to know, Nafisa!!!

June 18th 2011

Man Made God

by Anwin in One-Liner     tags:       4 Comments

Man made god…

In his own image!!!

May 30th 2011

Diabolic Dialogues – Part 4 – Don’t Tread On Me

by Anwin in Creative Writing, Humor     tags: , ,       No Comment

Post was written a month ago…

A peaceful Saturday. The day when the month ends and businesses close their accounts for the month. No worries, and looking forward to the new month.

Oh damn! Mr. 6bloody6ass6 is calling on my OFFICE mobile. WTF (What the Frak)!

Me: (More confident now that the wife has given me more courage to face my deepest fears). Hi Mr. Devil. Can I call you that?
Devil: Hmmm… (Very deep and sonorous voice) I…. suppose so. Although, over millennia I have always insisted that I be called The Master!
Me: YOU ARE NOT THE MASTER OF ME!!!
Devil: (Chuckles). Trying to be Jack Black and Kyle Gass are we? Ha ha ha… and anyway you don’t have a sidekick to save you.
Me: I don’t care. DO NOT CALL ME. EVER!!!
Devil: You CAN’T speak to God (or devil) like that. I have some big fish to fry right now. I WILL BE BACK!!!

Call disconnected. I go and check my call list for received calls for the day. There is no call listed from 666 666 666. More mysteries.

Why? Why? Why? Am I going insane?

April 29th 2011

Its Friday Friday

by Anwin in Cool Sites, Hilarious, Humor     tags: ,       1 Comment

A lovely welcome to Friday :twisted:!

Friday: The 13-yr-old
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April 26th 2011

Diabloic Dialogues – Part 3 – Penance Of Prophets

by Anwin in Creative Writing, Humor     tags: , ,       2 Comments

Another call from 666 666 666 (3 times 666, oh my, this must be The Devil). Previous posts one and two.

I am shaking with fear and my knees are knocking so badly that I have to find a place to sit down before taking the call.

Me: Hello sir!
Devil: Ah! Finally you have picked up my call. I was about to send one of my deadly reapers to put some sense into you.
Me: What?
Devil: Oh there you go again? Are you even half as intelligent as other humans in this world?
Me: No sir.
Devil: Hmm… I thought so. Hence, my preference of you over others as my Universal Prophet (UP). As my UP I demand that you leave your lowly life (you call that life?) and go to the Himalayas.
Me: (with trepidation) why sir?
Devil: You damn fool! You have to do a 40 day penance and fasting on top of Mt. Kailash. This is a necessary protocol for all prophets. You need to complete the penance to be confirmed as my UP.
Me: Errr… that place is really cold. Last time I was near there, in Srinagar, I got fever with the terrible chill and below freezing temperatures.
Devil: Ha ha ha ha (really evil laugh). You don’t know the first thing about penances. Last time you had it easy. This penance has to be taken without any clothes on you, no water and no food. For forty continuous days. So when are you going?
Me: Oh bother, my boss is looking over my shoulder. I got to go….

Call disconnected and switched off.

But of course, the devil does not bother about technology or the rules thereafter. My phone still rings continuously :-( .