Archive for One-Liner

January 20th 2006

Devil

Its fun to be a devil…you dont feel wrong about being EVIL with a D as a prefix.

I feel evil right now. So call me D. Evil. That’s my name.

January 12th 2006

Clock

“Runs faster when you are in a hurry and much slower when you have nothing to do”

Cross posted on Lemon Wit

November 2nd 2005

Update

Have updated Lemon Wit

October 31st 2005

Sarcasm – 1

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

October 19th 2005

Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Cross posted on Lemon Wit