Archive for Humor

April 25th 2011

The Easter Myth And The Devil Capitalizes

by Anwin in Creative Writing, Humor tags: Devil, Easter, lucipher, Prophet 4 Comments

I was quite happy for a really long time after the infamous and scary Diabolic 666 call from the Devil. Until last night. Now I have no choice but to force this conversation into the world or I will be damned for ever. Or so I think.

Devil: Hey man, long time no see.
Me: What?
Devil: You are always like this whenever I call. In fact, I am really pissed off at you for this type of welcome!!! Grrrr!!!
Me: What?
Devil: Dude, seriously, stop saying what!
Me: (scared now) what????
Devil: (In a frustrated voice) Nevermind, I have an important message for you. Did you know now that I am God of all universes?
Me: Ok…
Devil: Yes, it is very hard for people to believe it. But the truth is God was killed in Israel more than 2000 years ago. After this exciting event (I loved it), people’s prayers have been reaching me non-stop.
Me: I don’t believe that.
Devil: Yeah right. Neither does the entire 7 billion population of humans on lowly earth. But the truth will prevail in the end.
Me: You mean you are truthful?
Devil: Why ever not? I am God, I just told you! As a God I have to uphold the truth at all times.
Me: Whatever, my boss is looking at me weirdly. Nobody can see you or hear me (well I can hear you now) and I don’t want to be labeled as mentally challenged.
Devil: You are my prophet. How dare you talk back to me?
Me: Disconnect call…

I can’t even switch off my phone. Damn! I am still getting calls from 666 666 666. It must be the Devil calling. Who else can call me on a battery drained switched off phone?

April 13th 2011

Chicken Or Egg – Scientifically Concluded

by Anwin in FOTW, Humor tags: funny No Comment

An age old question that foxed the best of minds has now been scientifically studied and concluded (to the satisfaction of the author).

The Chicken or the Egg? – which was the first?

The problem at hand was analyzed in a very scientific manner with notes, diagrams and quite complicated mathematical calculations.

Read the full story at Improbable Research.

April 11th 2011

Two Prophecies And More To Come

by Anwin in FOTW, Humor, Satire tags: prophecy 1 Comment

A great earthquake will arise.
Crops will wither.
Only a troll’s sacrifice will save the country.

A great magic will bring thunder and lightning.
Blindness is inevitable.
Only a mortal’s grief will save the people.

Through Link.

September 2nd 2010

The High Heavens And Alien Abductions

by Anwin in Bangalore, Humor, Pics, Story tags: alien abduction, aliens, Ayden, hospital, Nafisa, trippin 6 Comments

Trippy as it sounds that is our current experience at the hospital. Nafisa was taken into the OT on Friday August 27th before the sun showed its face. At 6 28 am baby Ayden was born. And that story can be read at Edin’s and at Ayden’s. This story is different.

After a couple of days Nafisa described the experience as an alien abduction with aliens in green masks around strange out-worldly equipments gawking at this strange human who carries another little human in her stomach. And boy did she trip? As Renie asked rightly where can we get this narcotic in the open market? (in all seriousness ).

The second experience is that baby Ayden has been kept under observation in another strange equipment radiating blue light under orders from the high commander and strictly enforced by the sister brotherhood.

The pictures to prove the second.