A great earthquake will arise.
Crops will wither.
Only a troll’s sacrifice will save the country.
A great magic will bring thunder and lightning.
Blindness is inevitable.
Only a mortal’s grief will save the people.
Through Link.
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A great earthquake will arise.
Crops will wither.
Only a troll’s sacrifice will save the country.
A great magic will bring thunder and lightning.
Blindness is inevitable.
Only a mortal’s grief will save the people.
Through Link.
Bill Gates of Microsoft(if u didnt know that!) said at a conference:
“If GM(General Motors) had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we
would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.”
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash……..
Twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows,
shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could
continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive – but would run on only
five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would
all be replaced by a single “This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation”
warning light.
I love the next one!!!
7. The airbag system would ask “Are you sure?” before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you
out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn
how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in
the same manner as the old car.
10. You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine off.
10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.
9 – You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.
7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” — including women, children, and trees!
6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.
4 – You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects — will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving”.
3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity.
2 – You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 – You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history — but still call yourself a Christian.
LINK – Through Atheists of Silicon Valley
My tryst with Renie and his server is never-ending. And my site is back. Thanks Dude!!!
I have analyzed this and I have come up with an idea. Everytime I include some server side scripting or code to my site that unrelentingly gathers data from my site and sends to some other servers, my site goes down within 1-2 weeks. So I removed all of them, including subscription to the RSS feeds (very very sad). And now the culprit is…. Google Analytics. 10 days after I installed the code in my pages…the shit hit the fan.
On a very unrelated note. See my preivous posts on Salaray Raise and Work. Well, it came true yesterday. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Long live heavy metal and suicides
“An illusion woven around thin strands of a myriad of dreams”
Also found in Lemon Wit
I was thinking how freedom can be measured. If you are a tiger you probably find your freedom curbed when you lose some of your territory to greedy land grabbers or poachers or lumberjacks. If you are a mosquito you probably find your freedom curbed when you find your target covered in a blanket or you are kept at bay because of mosquito coils. But if you are a human?
Thats almost impossible to define. Dictionary.com defines Freedom first as
a) The condition of being free of restraints.
So if we go by this…Nobody is truly FREE. Our wings are clipped not even truly broken, but clipped. Clipped by social restraints, by rules and regulations, by laws. Ok ok…its all there because without them Chaos may truly follow…you might say. Might be true..but thats not my point right now. My point is I AM NOT TRULY FREE TO DO WHATEVER IN HELL I WANT.
“Freedom is like an Eagle with broken wings.”
Its majestic and beautiful. But it cannot fly.